Day In the Life of a Dumbass

Day in the Life of a Dumbass is a short slice-of-life spinoff first published in 2018. The series features the Rigg-Kids in their daily lives. The series has three Chapters.

Chapter 1 (Published November 10th, 2018)

Chapter 1 It was a normal day in RMA lane. The sun was shining, Jimmy wasn’t dying first (somehow), and Riggers and his siblings were slacking off. “Hey, bro,” said Riggy, “are we wasting our lives?” “Of course not! You can’t waste something you don’t have!”, replied Riggers. He got up and went to check the fridge. “Before you get mad, I fed all the food to the stray dogs.”, said Riggette. Riggy walked to Riggers. “You know what I wish for?”, he asked. “Different animators?”, Riggy replied. “No silly! F o o d.” “Well”, said Riggy, “Why don’t we go to the store? Since we’re not in foster care anymore, and you’re our legal guardian, you can drive us.” “Fuck no”, Riggers replied, “I’m only 12. They’ll pull me over and we’ll be stuck in foster care.” Riggers thought for a while. “Maybe they’ll let us off with golf carts! I’m allowed to drive those!” “Where will we get that?”, asked Riggete. “Don’t worry, we’re cartoon characters! We’ll figure out anything!”